Oh, I just can't let "Nate" have the last word! So...
Great story, this. Would indeed make a good movie scene, but only if recreated by the "original" cast! Well, the dirtbag would have to be played by someone else, but then, he's not the center of the story, really, so that wouldn't matter. I'd have loved to see the whole thing, on tape if not in person. Or, better yet, been there and done that on my own ped, with the rest of the crew. Just recently, I had some scuzzbag serial vandal smash in my driver's-side window... $50 down the hole for the deductible, and a very important bill went unpaid. If I ever caught that scuzzbag, I'd make him eat all that glass. Yes, when I cleaned it up, I saved it. May throw it out sometime in the future, but I can always hope the PD catches him... and that he's really hungry.
Remember, in the Old West days, they shot horse-thieves! Shame they didn't have mopeds back then, though....
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