Treatland saved my marriage

Patrick Bean Master /

Been spending all my money on treats and not on the lady. Package showed up and now she thinks I went all out on a gift for her. Phew.

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Jimmy Cincinnati /

You better slip out while you can and snag her some stuff from Victoria Secret before she catches on.

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Overpriced Parts /

When she don’t see the gift she’ll think you gave it to someone else

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Patrick Bean Master /

> Overpriced Parts Wrote:

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> When she don’t see the gift she’ll think you gave it to someone else

My wife and my gf have a healthy relationship

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You and your palm will have a healthy relationship if you don't get a present for the wife, pronto!

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Pushrod Fifty /

She could be shopping for a higher performance pipe, dont be surprised if another Victorias Secret box shows up on your doorstep.

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Wouldn't it be sad if Victoria's secret tape makes you so uncomfortable that you ask treats to use normal tape?

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Patrick Bean Master /

> Pushrod Fifty Wrote:

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> She could be shopping for a higher performance pipe, dont be surprised

> if another Victorias Secret box shows up on your doorstep.

Just lookin for something with a larger combustion chamber

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Pushrod Fifty /

Looking to jet her a little leaner, dont mind it if the head runs a little hotter.

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Patrick Bean Master /

meant to say expansion chamber don't make fun o me ;(

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When she says she wants a toy for the bedroom, this isnt want she means.

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My wife never appreciates that kind of clothing. She says things like "It never stays on that long, anyway" or "lingerie is really a gift for the man."

So, whether it's from Treatland or Victoria's Secret, she would say it's something for me, not her.

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they used that tape on one of my purchases. my last purchase from treats in about three+or- years ago. i happened to be talking with my older religious neighbor (Hoyt) in my driveway when it was delivered. the look on his face left me a little embarrass. i pulled my knife out of my pocket, and opened it up in front of him to reveal moped tires, and a few parts. he said, "who does that", and "i would never buy from them". i said, "i think thats what they do to people they don't like". then i went on to tell him about dealing with 1977mopeds. lol

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Hahahaha awesome.

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Patrick Bean Master /

they truly have a sense of humooouuuur

besides keeping a constantly updated inventory, shipping quickly & being super reliable i like to think that's how they keep this up:

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Ohhhh, the tape.

I thought you meant that Aaron agreed to do a cuck session with you guys.

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If my wife thought I bought her underwear, she’d be pissed.

Probably wouldn’t be her style or fit right or any of the many things that girls are particular about.

What she LOVES is for me to take her underwear shopping. Pick stuff out with her. Watch her try it on. That can be a fun time for both of us.

I wonder if treats had to buy that tape or just found a box of it somewhere. VS has turned into a brand whore. Maybe the back of their catalog has VS tape, pencils and pens, light switch covers, (giggle to myself) -remember car bras?

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i think its just surplus tape they find somewhere

ive been getting VS wrapped Treats for about a year now

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I think I have gotten VS once, I usually get Lowes... equally confusing to the family.

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> Papa _ Wrote:

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> If my wife thought I bought her underwear, she’d be pissed.

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> Probably wouldn’t be her style or fit right or any of the many things

> that girls are particular about.

>

> What she LOVES is for me to take her underwear shopping. Pick stuff out

> with her. Watch her try it on. That can be a fun time for both of us.

>

> I wonder if treats had to buy that tape or just found a box of it

> somewhere. VS has turned into a brand whore. Maybe the back of their

> catalog has VS tape, pencils and pens, light switch covers, (giggle to

> myself) -remember car bras?

^ Yep, my last Vanagon had a big car bra...seemed like such a good idea, until no one ever took them off and they killed paint.

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> Patrick Bean Master Wrote:

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> > Overpriced Parts Wrote:

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> > When she don’t see the gift she’ll think you gave it to someone else

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> My wife and my gf have a healthy relationship

That's living right! ;)

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Pushrod Fifty /

I think Treats is selling top end upgrades to Victorias Secret and getting the packing material is part of the deal.

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Vice Sec..... I feel that pain. After 30 years and 30 bikes... Efff it! Give her what she wants. That's too funny 😁

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I used to buy the wife cotton panties from VS because it lets things breathe and she doesn't get yeast infections.

Nowadays her ass is so big she just wears granny panties. So my options are look at granny panties or buy mopeds. It's a no brainer.

Hey, at least she finally finished menopause. I got tired of looking at old bloody period panties for 37 years.

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Pushrod Fifty /

The smell... OhOh that smell

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> Trent Anderson Wrote:

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> I used to buy the wife cotton panties from VS because it lets things

> breathe and she doesn't get yeast infections.

>

> Nowadays her ass is so big she just wears granny panties. So my options

> are look at granny panties or buy mopeds. It's a no brainer.

>

> Hey, at least she finally finished menopause. I got tired of looking at

> old bloody period panties for 37 years.

I am dying over here.

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Patrick Bean Master /

> Trent Anderson Wrote:

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> I used to buy the wife cotton panties from VS because it lets things

> breathe and she doesn't get yeast infections.

>

> Nowadays her ass is so big she just wears granny panties. So my options

> are look at granny panties or buy mopeds. It's a no brainer.

>

> Hey, at least she finally finished menopause. I got tired of looking at

> old bloody period panties for 37 years.

Dude you’re a fuckin freak

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> Patrick Bean Master Wrote:

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> > Trent Anderson Wrote:

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> > I used to buy the wife cotton panties from VS because it lets things

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> > breathe and she doesn't get yeast infections.

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> > Nowadays her ass is so big she just wears granny panties. So my

> options

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> > are look at granny panties or buy mopeds. It's a no brainer.

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> > Hey, at least she finally finished menopause. I got tired of looking

> at

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> > old bloody period panties for 37 years.

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> Dude you’re a fuckin freak

Yeah , honesty is extremely rare these days . ;)

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