MOPED ARMY

Thanks. Missing summer weather..

My old boss told me his wife asked him if the dress made her look fat and he told her it's the fat that makes you look fat. They got divorced

I think it fits you quite well.

Much better than my 280lb ass on my old magnum. I rode around purely for comedic relief somtimes.lol

I could hear the joy!

Animal cruelty^ .

You need a moped. You will get far more exercise because you'll spend half your time pushing said moped.

Pushing a broken moped is perhaps the best thing about owning and repairing them. People look and snicker at your misfortune ( perhaps a bit of schadenfreude) but you have accepted failure and its displayed for all to see... it shows you are a strong person who fights for what you want and damn the consequences.

I particularly like the ones who laugh and say "can't you afford a car?" I hold up my key fob to my AMG Galendewagen as a silent retort. The three pointed star usually elicits a grimace.