to those of you who have one, congratulations on your condom variety.
words cannot describe how envious i am at the literally THOUSANDS of condom choices you have in front of you
so much to choose from!
the few of us that get stuck with a log, well we get magnums.
ever tried a magnum? they SUCK! imagine using a bike tube for a condom. its like a cock shaped hot-water bottle or whoopie cushion. i swear to god these things are made by goodyear. the LEAST they could do is give them a snow tread
do the condom makers extend their circus of condom varieties to the endowed man? HELL NO THEY DONT! ever tried to wear one that was too small for you? let me put it this way: do you know how they bob a dogs tail? pretty much the same concept
ever end up at her place and forget a condom? good luck, chances are slim at BEST that she was a magnum lying around. she MIGHT have one sitting in the bathroom medicine cabinet, or maybe in her nightstand drawer, but chances are whatever she has lying around is gonna explode like the incredible hulks clothes the second you try to put it on, and if she DOES have spare magnums, you should probably just go home.
one time in high school, my mom walked in on me and my gf. later that night she came home from wal-mart with a box of condoms and said "here, these are for you".
do you KNOW the nightmare of saying to your mother, "sorry mom, but these wont fit, they're too small"
you dont know awkward.
or how about the JOY of sobbing tears and ow ow ow take it out. still want "natural male enhancment"?
so, to all of you out there with the average size penis, i envy you. and to those with a little extra, i salute you.
and for those of you hung like a SEA horse.......