Damn, this shit is fucking funny!!!
Well josh, looks like you talk the talk, so time to walk the walk. Pictures. today.
Not like I'm calling bullshit, unless your wee-wee is grossly disproportionate to the rest of your king kong size figure, you must possess a real cannon. But inquiring minds want to know. Be sure you take a picture while you gots a real stiffy, anything else would just be weak sauce. And leave your socks on. No need to be obscene!