In 1975 I tried to "make love" with an woman that had a VERY small love purse. She wanted to make it, I just couldn't fit. Even my pinkie finger was too big for her.
I felt like such a stud, but,
i felt so bad for her.
We instead just made out and she taught me about which button to push and how fast.
My wife is very grateful for her educating me on external button pushing.