i feel your pain motobrokane. i had to get a dick reduction a few years back just so i could feel comfortable in a bathing suit again. also, im not posting this solely in order to make reference to my huge masculinity, which has a volumetric displacement similar to that of a large, fully-inflated snow tube or an adult elephant seal. rather i am simply attempting to provide a helpful commentary to anybody who might be reading this post.
anyways, i have to go now because my dick keeps getting in the way while im typing and is also blocking out the entirety of my macbook screen (which is TEN INCHES HIGH and fifteen inches wide). god i wish i was of average size like everyone else just so i could squeeze a few drops of pleasure from the damp rag that is life. _SIGH_!