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***Vanilla Thunder*** /

tell ya what. if we get 150 pre-orders to issue 3 ill do it

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As a woman, I find this thread very offensive and I am considering filing a sexual harassment lawsuit.

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As a man, I'm considering filing a countersuit against all women for keeping your breasts on the front of your chest, sticking out like that. Why can't you keep them shamefully hidden between your legs? How do you think we'd be treated if we had our penises in the center of our chest, just draped in a light jersey v-neck?

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$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ /

That would def make "rape hugging" people more akward!

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I think then we'd have a problem with short girls and erections

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_Submit a photo to

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If you are referring to "DrunkMopedPunk, Mopedhead is the producers of that fine rag. But, close enough....

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Make it wayne on dem hoes /

SHOW YOUR DICK!

SHOW YOUR DICK!

SHOW YOUR DICK!

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I really hate this site sometimes.

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BONERZ!

this is just like the latebirds forum except we're not good enough to put magnum graphics in the background.

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<www.bigdickmillionaires.com>

coming soon!

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Sorry dude, I thought it was them 'cause they're all up in the first issue, which is excellent, by the way.

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fail

www.bigdickmillionaires.com

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link it dude.

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Thanks for the props. We do love the Cuperteens, and they should do a mag, coz it would be way radder than the crap that us here illiterate Mopedheadz could ever try to squeeze out. Mopedhead just don't want the Cuperteens to get beat up on behalf of our stupidity, unless somebody really does want to beat someone up over the mag, in which case, it IS made by the Cuperteens. Specifically Justin. He lives in Cupertino. But, Issue 2 should be much more super rad though. Gunna have a full size centerfold of Josh's "Magnum Size" pecker in color. Who wouldn't love to see that!!!

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Make it wayne on dem hoes /

That must be the reason for da jncos huh? Need a little extra room.

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the link function made it disappear.

:(

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whens the last time you could actually see your dick anyways?

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Cosmo nPuch Stillstolen /

In 1975 I tried to "make love" with an woman that had a VERY small love purse. She wanted to make it, I just couldn't fit. Even my pinkie finger was too big for her.

I felt like such a stud, but,

i felt so bad for her.

We instead just made out and she taught me about which button to push and how fast.

My wife is very grateful for her educating me on external button pushing.

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Ew.

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Moped Game Sally Struthers /

ew. you have old man balls.

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I'm willing to bet your "wife" has old man balls as well.

(cough cough fake profile cough)

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the funny thing is though, they do make a lot of the fun times in larger condoms.. maybe you would know that if you had monster wang 4lyfe

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That _is_ funny, but I forgot why. Try it though, and you'll laugh!

<blink>Large Wangs 4 LYFE 4 EVA & ALWAYS!!!</blink>

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im still waiting for pictures.

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Two words:

Hose clamp.

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yeah and my magnum does 100 mph with a 15 bing. lets see this monster cock.

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Seriously just trace it on paper or something. We are all waiting.

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I'm gonna kill the game with my Magnum XL this year.

yea, I'm talking about my moped. for real. XL ftw.

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