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Wow...you people are begging for dick like a crack whore.

On a side note, I was going to post a picture of the worst case of genital warts I could find to soothe your hunger...but I threw up in my mouth a little and couldnt last long enough to post it.

Sorry.

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epic documents in order of epicness:

book of genesis

magna carta

this thread

any achewood strip

declaration of independence

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Author: ciao (---.hsd1.ca.comcast.net)

davidw

* Date Posted: 06-02-09 19:36

the funny thing is though, they do make a lot of the fun times in larger condoms.. maybe you would know that if you had monster wang 4lyfe_

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You're dumb.

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yea, seriously joel. this was only a real problem a few years back now.

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I am offended by your counter suit because it implies something I might also find "offensive".

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i feel your pain motobrokane. i had to get a dick reduction a few years back just so i could feel comfortable in a bathing suit again. also, im not posting this solely in order to make reference to my huge masculinity, which has a volumetric displacement similar to that of a large, fully-inflated snow tube or an adult elephant seal. rather i am simply attempting to provide a helpful commentary to anybody who might be reading this post.

anyways, i have to go now because my dick keeps getting in the way while im typing and is also blocking out the entirety of my macbook screen (which is TEN INCHES HIGH and fifteen inches wide). god i wish i was of average size like everyone else just so i could squeeze a few drops of pleasure from the damp rag that is life. _SIGH_!

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LMAO hung like a sea horse. I'm hung like a freaking tit mouse I need a string tied to mine just to find it when I need to take a piss. Sorry TMI I know.

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I see why Rosanna married you Joel. Good work bud.

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vic on scramby /

lol @ jaym's post.

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GAR Name: BLAST! /

the responses are more perplexing than the original post.

Justice, when did you become a prude? and an "expert" at calling out the appropriateness/inappropriateness of other people's posts? credibility, my man, credibility ...

if wang talk is all it takes to upset you people ... I mean, seriously ... people have wangs. they stick them in holes. get. over. it.

Moto has been waiting for his male centerfold all his life. Mopedheads better live up to the hype ... I'm sure he's giving it away for free on the internet, anyway, just like all of you "shocked" people ...

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i peed a little laughing. thank you

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Fuck your Boys Club /

you are fucking retarded. quit mopeds already.

yeah... i'm a bitch in real life, too.

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I eat it b4 i beat it, no condom or baby killers then its all for her baby. delicious soft and wet, let the good times roll.

sex is great

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big fucking wizard party. /

"I need a string tied to mine just to find it when I need to take a piss. "

best part of this thread.

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But seriosuly, can I see your dick already?

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blacks and asians have the same sized wangs

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some dudes get uncomfy hearing about a guy w/ a big dick. makes 'em feel less-than.

who cares? OT is exactly for fart, dicks, scooters, and random shizzle.

i thought it was pretty funny, myself. the folks who got offended can get over it.

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there's so many dicks in this thread that you could make a space ship with them

ill send my minions out to get them.

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oh and dick necklaces are the new fashion to

by one dicklace get one free

get yours now!!!

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also im so tired of being forced to only date women with huge vaginas. its like trying to find an apartment where you can park a stretch hummer limo in the driveway. way too limiting. im seriously jealous of all you guys with only normal sized undercarriages. congratulations on having an easy life!

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Downhill Harvey (OFMC) /

Peter Mc Daniel Wrote:

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> whens the last time you could actually see your

> dick anyways?

Moto on the left

MopedJay.jpg

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Michael Thomas /

Although this thread is 3 years old, most men that brag about the size of their schlong, have the smallest ones. It's not how much you have, but what you do with it.

Just sayin.

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Amen to that brother ~!

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I find that most men that say it isn't about how big it is, it's how you use it have the little ones

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Jimbo Grand Daddy /

I'm hung like a pimple.

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fallout Survivor /

Mine would be huge, if the women were hobbit size.

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***Vanilla Thunder*** /

Downhill Harvey Wrote:

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> Peter Mc Daniel Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > whens the last time you could actually see your

> > dick anyways?

>

>

> Moto on the left

cant you see it wrapped around my tiny tiny waist?

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#CrazyWayne™ rocks. #CrazyWayne /

This book has helped deal with my over sized boner so i don't hurt the women with it..

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oh man i saw this and though MOTOBROKANE?!

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