Feeling strangely ambitious, I see no reason to hold back. It is now time to unleash my true power! I remove from my NPR tote bag a small Emerson Mark V transistor radio with hi fidelity mono speaker. Carefully tuning the device I hold it aloft and read an incantation then pledge $100... I Summon Garrison Keillor in an attempt to mollify the Gary Flowers under-trolls with folksiness.