HA Will man i have not gone that far down the rabbit hole ever but i've brought back some hondas and man, the hatred... I feel ya.
My DT250 on the other hand, missing half the bolts, are any of them wackadoo wierd shit?? nope they are all off the shelf... Missing a clutch throwout bearing... is it weird shit? nope, just some random ass bearing ball i think i cut apart a 6204, close enough... is there wierd multi-phase electrical shit with contacts and regulators and batteries that melt if your tail light burns out? Nope! Just a basic ass moped wiring circuit.
Honda shit is just overly complicated, its good when its good but you get a bad one like that and you gotta punt!
That said, i finished up my Aero 80 (building it up for my cousin who wants a scooter to scoot to college) this weekend... damn that thing just loves to run! I hack and welded, and hacked, and welded, and more hacking a technigas q-tre scooty pipe to fit on there... pretty sick. Not as fast as it should be for an 80cc 2 stroke but the porting is pretty weak sauce. Starts first kick and shreds pretty good though. Maybe when my cousin is done with it, i'll take it back and port the cylinder.