MOPED ARMY

This is actually wfff but most people don't consider squirrels and mopeds as interlinked as they are it's like night and day good and evil black and white Sid and Nancy the squirrels have been a nemesis to the moped world for as long as it existed scurrying down from their High trees to wreak havoc on our wiring and are freaking tanks inside covers and seats eating the fine Slovenian thread-like the salty spaghetti that only the shores of the Adriatic could provide at best there a hazard to have as there are hazards to navigation we should take Australia's lead and eliminate the nut Grabbers I digress