Fucksake people, ramen is jus noodles, without all the bullshit, for pennies a serving, if you jus throw away the included packet-o-sodium right off the bat. I have a king sized jug of Mrs Dash on the counter. Give up the salt for Mrs D and your mouth won't know the difference in about a week.
And welcome back to the beginning of the thread.
Mmmm... Shower thoughts. Mrs Dash.. Stacey Dash...handful of shampoo.... must stop..the..urge
...but I'm dating myself, almost literally there for a second. Stacey Dash is what?.. 50 and 230 lbs right now?
Must..get...out of.....the shower