MOPED ARMY

I'm not religious. but ok, I'll give it a shot. Good luck

Did it eat your leg?(that was Ahab right)

Edit- if this is something serious please disregard the leg thing.(edited)

ooooooh shes a beauty, boys

not gonna post another thing until keys are in my sweaty hands but this is EXACTLY how I feel right now:

OK, SO WHICHEVER OF YOU FUCKERS ARE TRYING TO HARPOON THIS SHIT OUT FROM UNDER ME CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF

seriously, dude calls me back and says nearby moped collectors (ive got my hunches) and kids from boston are calling him saying they go for 5k on ebay

he fuckin' doubled the price on me

i still have first dibs so blow me (not you shoobs, youre cute but...)(edited)

https://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/d/north-brookfield-derbi-rd50-moped/6950552750.html

Lol @ that price now.

like i said, i have my hunches...

I'm pretty sure that Don Ohio has God's personal cell phone number. Maybe he can pull some strings for you.

Not gonna say until after 4pm today

I think Don may have sicced his sky god me on me and dont wanna jinx it

"Trust no one..."

If its meant to be it will happen.

Some things you just cant control.

I would not have made this thread until after 4pm.

I hope you get what ever you're after though.

Welp,

You haven't changed your screen name to Ahab yet.

A footprint and a dot, a footprint and a dot

I hate to say it but your likely already kicked out of this deal..

You gotta be so quick these days and with something rare and or underpriced that is publicly been posted, multiply that urgency times ten. You say he did delete the ad which works in your favor but even so, I doubt you will get it. Why not just tell us or give a screen shot(edited)

This thread blows.

"But while this sleep, this dream is on ye, move your foot or hand an inch; slip your hold at all; and your identity comes back in horror. Over Descartian vortices you hover."

im holding this casket tight and can almost see the shore...