Holy shit, this is literally mopeds for dudes that wear un-ironic trucker hats.
Did anyone else know this is happening? Everyone has 70's snowmobiles that sound and smell like mopeds, they are two stroke, they are primitive, (some of them even have european motors like Sachs and Hirsch)
The rest of them is an odd amalgam of boat and lawnmower parts.
A bunch of people get together at a bar, unload them, stand around in snowpants outside drinking beer and asking each other about their junk.
Then they take a 10 mile ride to another bar, bringing tons of spares because someone breaks down.
Then more standing around (outside in the cold) and drinking beer.
Then you ride back all jagged up but since its not on a road its all cool.
More standing around drinking beer.
Load up and go home.
I cannot be the only person (me and big block fiero) that have heard of this shit.