That awkward moment when zombies are looking for brains and they walk right past you.
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That awkward moment when zombies are looking for brains and they walk right past you.
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Good eye papa. Fuckin funny stuff 🤣
Stop the trumpery! Stop the trumpery!
^we did!
If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
" The front fell off "
In reference to the Greek oil tanker Kirki
"once you realize nothing matters, the universe is yours"
Rick
My girlfriend dumped me so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back.
> Johnny Braaapp Wrote:
> -------------------------------------------------------
> My girlfriend dumped me so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came
> crawling back.
Ummm, your mama??
I would rather a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy...
T bone satchnell
" what the fuck! Run amuck! "
Haha blaine. I have a huge collection of vintage motel room keys/keychains. I find it very funny that some company got ahold of the equipment and are now making novelty ones.
I think these cans are defective...
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot /
jeepster
Mar 03, 2014 01:50PM
".....and the knowledge of mopeds, well. truthfully is a detterent to doing it."
the whitedog best quote...
X Country on a Tomos homeboy rus debacle
When i ran into the creators avatar he had profile info and email baddies and all... It spake thusly...Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. In et justo ut nisi tempus viverra. Nunc sed lorem dolor. Integer sed lorem in urna semper hendrerit.
Placards of sorrow carrots and cervet weasly mess ?
It seared my soul. I understand now...
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