I never come on this forum anymore, and I still never ride mopeds, although I did briefly have a Sharp looking little Targa LX in White for like five minutes but you know that thing had to go since it had pedals. Anyway, I just got my Catastrophically Chinese Lazer Sport 5 (Yes lol I saw some of the circa 2014 threads on them!) Licensed for the roads here in WA State. Mine is an SDG 110cc Swapped four speed now, so it at least gets out of its own way. My friend JJ and I did the swap ourselves. It was surprisingly fairly straightforward, and if you have one of these Albatrosses parked in your garage stinking up the place, I highly recommend digging up an old 110-140cc Lifan somewhere and getting to work! Even with the 110, The Lazer still really doesn't go much over 45, but everything works including the hilariously loud turn signal beepers and shockingly robust horn, and let's face it that's what really matters here.
Feel free to roast me in the comments. I may even come back to read some of them.