Bas, good laugh bro.
I never buy alcohol at a restaurant and especially never at bars. Beer costs like 90¢ a can in a case. I refuse to pay the outrageous markup.
I make better food at home. So, really, for me to get motivated to go out, the place better have a decent band playing or a group of friends that all want to go to the same place.
Even then, I’ll eat something cheap and junky like nachos and sneak a flask of bourbon.
I work hard for my money. Bars and restaurants need to work harder to get it from me.