I'll park my scooter next to your mopeds if I want!

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Re: I'll park my scooter next to your mopeds if I want!

ha wheres that

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> Born to be WillD Wrote:

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> ha wheres that

No clue. Found it on fabo with no context.

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Wasn’t there a fundraiser a while back where people put a toilet on your lawn to extort you for money? Pay to have it moved to another victim and so on.

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> Papa _ Wrote:

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> Wasn’t there a fundraiser a while back where people put a toilet on your

> lawn to extort you for money? Pay to have it moved to another victim and

> so on.

When I was a teenager our church youth group did that with pink flamingos.

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I would be happy to keep a flock of plastic flamingos on my lawn.

I can’t remember if the forks were a fundraiser too or just a prank.

That reminds me, one time we wanted to TP a guys house but we didn’t have any TP. We did have Duct Tape.

That got us in a lot more trouble than we thought. Duct Tape does a lot of damage to residential outdoor items.

What were we talking about again? Oh yeah, toilet. Take a dump in it Tommy.

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We used to paint dayglow orange circles in people's lawns and cover it with their trash can lids.

Stupid, but funny when you're a little kid who's dick neighbor's would spray you with the hose when you rode by.

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"Stupid, but funny when you're a little kid who's dick neighbor's would spray you with the hose when you rode by."

This happened to me for real not 4 months ago by some old man. I wanted to stop and murder him on his lawn but that's what I'm sure he really wanted. So instead I made the loud AHHHHH sound of refreshment.

I win.

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Funnier if you went back in the middle of the night and drew a gigantic penis on his lawn with battery acid...

> cheetahchrome . Wrote:

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> "Stupid, but funny when you're a little kid who's dick neighbor's would

> spray you with the hose when you rode by."

>

> This happened to me for real not 4 months ago by some old man. I wanted

> to stop and murder him on his lawn but that's what I'm sure he really

> wanted. So instead I made the loud AHHHHH sound of refreshment.

>

> I win.

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> Rebel Moby Wrote:

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> Funnier if you went back in the middle of the night and drew a gigantic

> penis on his lawn with battery acid...

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> > cheetahchrome . Wrote:

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> > "Stupid, but funny when you're a little kid who's dick neighbor's

> would

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> > spray you with the hose when you rode by."

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> >

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> > This happened to me for real not 4 months ago by some old man. I

> wanted

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> > to stop and murder him on his lawn but that's what I'm sure he really

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> > wanted. So instead I made the loud AHHHHH sound of refreshment.

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> > I win.

Or write the words "stay off my fucking lawn" with bleach or acid.

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Or just pour bubble bath all over it.

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Whatabout attaching your scooter directly

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Did know that Dave Matthews was into mopeds. Hehe

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