> punkrock randy Wrote:
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> > Seth B Wrote:
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> > “Stay home. Save lives.”
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> > “Two weeks to flatten the curve”
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> > “It’s for your safety”
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> > “You can’t fix stupid”
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> “It’ll go away when it warms up in April “
"Just inject some bleach"
Dont let the bed bugs bite.
" Hey Javelin!"
"Right on"
"Coming soon to video cassette"
You got time to lean you got time to clean.
Waste not, want not.
Trust no one over 30.
Please thank you and it is ask not axe..
" Dont get your ass in an uproar. "
`You've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything.' Very apropos to the opposers of improving the Country we live in.
Great googly moogly!
bitchin
paper or plastic?
no COD
batteries not included
so clear, you can hear a pin drop
gulley washer
if you can’t run with the big dogs, stay on the porch
Do you feel okay... Because you look like shit. (this was a friendly greeting BTW)
If it was a snake, it a bit ya.
I’ll tan your hide.
I’ve got to go talk to a man about a horse.
(literally, I’m walking out the door to go piss)
that golden stream reminded me of another:
Make hay while the sun shines.
Folks still have safety meetings at work, don’t they?
Anybody said `Measure twice.........cut once'?
Or as in really cold weather manual labor, the boss says to the crew(concrete work in my case), `Heat's IN the TOOLS, Boys! LOL!
STFU DoNoHiO
It's my eyes I just couldn't see coming in today...
Favorite blow off line..
WASSSSUPPPPP!!!!
> Bas Autowas Wrote:
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> "Just inject some bleach"
They did used to promote using Lysol as a douche, that's not at all good for your vaginas
Pound symbols (#) have become hashtags.
“Deader than a door nail”, which apparently is really really dead.
> live ɘvil Wrote:
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> Pound symbols (#) have become hashtags.
Sharp observation.
Tighter than a frogs asshole.
9 out of 10 doctors smoke camel
Pitter patter, let's get at 'er
^ Never heard that one? Here are a few I have, "solid state" "colder than a well diggers ankle bone" "colder than a witches tit in January" (It's MN, so cold is a thing here) "in living color" "built Ford tough" "it's a Heathkit" "Merry Christmas" and this year, "trick or treat" ;/ "shake weight" "knee high to a grasshopper" "can I see your id?" ;) "step out of the car, sir" "you are free to go"
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
"Baseball, apple pie and Chevrolet" "Have a coke and a smile"
For the win...
Brand new moped...
Haters gonna hate.
T.S.
Sharp as a bag of wet hair
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