Insults, name-calling, come-backs we used to hear

Don’t get your panties in a bunch, if you don’t like this topic, bite me. Turd burglars.

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there wasa podcast I listened to but cant find that was like different jokes around the world, mostly insults and local insults and the history of them, super interesting but now I can't find it.

I use fuckstick and asshat often.

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Podcast? Nerd Alert.

Your kiss your mother with that mouth?

The one that’s so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border.

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*lets be clear, this is for research information purposes only.*

In no particular order:

-Gaylord

-Dipstick

-Queerbait

-Dillweed

-Ar-tard (this was short-lived and came about after the term "REtard" became socially unacceptable. However, adults we're quick to decipher our new code word and put an end to it rather quickly.)

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This song, the whole thing. Was used as an in the spot insult in grade school. I could never wrap my head around it, but it was used akin to tard.

Old macdonald sitting on a bench, scratching his dick with a money wrench.

Missed his dick and hit his balls, now there's blood on his overalls.

Went to the doctor and the doctor said, sorry son your balls are dead

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls on a cherry tree. Pick them eat them when they're ripe. Dont ask me when they don't taste right.

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lol!

it reminds me of the classic;

Rat Shit, Bat Shit, Dirty Old Twat!

Sixty Nine Assholes Tied In A Knot!

Hooray!

Lizard Shit!

FUCK!

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Fatso.

I know it's wrong to make fun of obesity, but Fatso is so good, and it's been lost for a long time.

And "cement head" is part of my daily vocabulary. Or at least it was, when I used to be able to go near people.

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Cops maybe still call their prey Scrote?

Makes me so happy every time I watch Idiocracy and Dr Lexus says:

“Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kickass lives. My first wife was ' tarded. She's a pilot now.”

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wussy little cotton-candy cream-puff baby, I've seen tougher shits squirt outta my ass after drinking a bottle of exlax

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Blaine- The artist formerly known as Plumber Crack "(OFMC)" /

Your mom.

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I need to find the pic of me from basic where everyone says I look like Private Joker. But here’s some classic stuff. Not PC so the kids w/o the stomach for that should be warned.

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lol i didnt mean to post that but im just gonna leave it

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When I used to hustle pool, my favorite was "a monkey with a broomstick in his ass coulda made that shot."

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Your mum is so fat, she puts her belt on with a boomerang.

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Did they ask to see your war face alot?

> Papa _ Wrote:

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> I need to find the pic of me from basic where everyone says I look like

> Private Joker. But here’s some classic stuff. Not PC so the kids w/o the

> stomach for that should be warned.

>

>

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♣Slew Foot♣ /

Needle dicked bug fucker.

Fuckface.

My deceased buddy was a master...or rather an artiste...

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> kenny s Wrote:

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> Did they ask to see your war face alot?

We don’t have war faces in the Air Force. Maybe they could do a drill where you set your coffee down, get out of your chair and go restart a computer.

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punkrock randy /

Eat shit and die PopsPedOphiles!

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You look like you fell out of an “ugly tree” and hit every branch on the way down.

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I wouldn't touch her with my ten foot pole

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punkrock randy /

(Insert something you’re not serious or lying about), sike!!!!

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punkrock randy /

Or was it supposed to be, psych!!????

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What a foul `so-called' topic. Shows how low you've sunk. Filth.

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Just piggyback off the sayings we used to hear thread. It’s not filth unless you use it at someone.

I’ve always thought there was no such thing as “bad words” just bad sentences. You can do just as much damage, or more by being mean with an elegant vocabulary.

For example: some holier-than-thou type that never says a curse word but constanly tears down and humiliates the people around them.

Most of the insults and comebacks used in my life have been ironic expressions of love and terms of endearment.

Lighten up and have some fun for once. Surely you’ve had your days of “boys will be boys” and “locker room talk”. See what I did there? 😉

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Funny story, I was in my mid twenties before I learned Jesus Christ could be used as a curse word. . . I didn't say it that much because I wasn't religious, lol.

I was kind of shocked when this old lady got offended when I said it in frustration, lol.

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Filthy talk is NOT funny. STILL needing those mouths washed out with lye soap.

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Smarty pants

Teacher’s pet

Goody two-shoes

tattletale

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Repo Man1984. Bud: Goddamn-dipshit-Rodriguez-gypsy-dildo-punks. I'll get your ass.

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Well, as far as movie insults go, my favorite is still this:

“I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?”

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