Dude, I forgot I had invested in a bunch of weed stocks a few years ago. I put $420 in there at just the right time to see it skyrocket to almost 3 grand, I took it out and then, like a dummy, reinvested it just to watch it tank. Well holy shit it's back up over 2k! sweeeet.
All these people sucking trump's mini fingers for boosting their 401k should trusted instead in good ol weed.