Also important though is being able to lie to your friends about their bikes. Like when you rode a motorcycle and you're riding behind em on their "really fast magnum" and theyre like "how fast was I going man?" and you gotta be like, "We were going probably around 45 most of the time" and "we definitely got over 50 a few times there"
because you're all still out and having fun and you don't want a good night eating and hanging out to turn into disappointment that their "50 mph ripper" never got over 43 downhill