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| | The top ten (and then some) reasons to date a moped nerd: | | The top ten (and then some) reasons to date a moped nerd: |
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| − | # We can do anything with a 10mm tool. | + | # |
| − | # We like to mix things up.
| + | # We liaky qualities, and bestow them unto you unconditionally. |
| − | # We are obviously not "compensating" with our rides.
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| − | # We always have sparks.
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| − | # We don't mind if you're loud; we can't hear you anyway.
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| − | # We know how to keep a clean exhaust.
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| − | # Oil keeps our hands smooth.
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| − | # We know how to take it slow.
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| − | # We're mechanical.
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| − | # Because if you're four-strokin, you're trying too hard.
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| − | # You'll always know when we're coming well in advance.
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| − | # We're modern day McGuivers.
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| − | # We're good with our hands.
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| − | # Because we're not scooter nerds.
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| − | # Because our asses vibrate constantly.
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| − | # Because we have nice racks.
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| − | # Because we can get high off of our own smell.
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| − | # Because we know how to enjoy the view.
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| − | # Because our vehicles are "cute."
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| − | # Because mopeds are cheap ... just don't ask how much we spend.
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| − | # Because we can fix things. Or just part them out if that doesn't work.
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| − | # Our premix brings all the boys to the yard.
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| − | # We will port your cylinder. And your exhaust, if you're into that kind of thing.
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| − | # If you need a piston stop we can show you the rope trick
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| − | #We are proud of our leaky qualities, and bestow them unto you unconditionally. | |
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| | ''This list was adapted from [http://www.mopedarmy.com/forums/discuss/read.php?f=1&i=635414&t=635414&v=f this discussion] on the forums.'' | | ''This list was adapted from [http://www.mopedarmy.com/forums/discuss/read.php?f=1&i=635414&t=635414&v=f this discussion] on the forums.'' |
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