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The top ten (and then some) reasons to date a moped nerd:
# We can do anything with a 10mm tool.
# We like to mix things up.
# We are obviously not "compensating" with our rides.
# We always have sparks.
# We don't mind if you're loud; we can't hear you anyway.
# We know how to keep a clean exhaust.
# Oil keeps our hands smooth.
# We know how to take it slow.
# We're mechanical.
# Because if you're four-strokin, you're trying too hard.
# You'll always know when we're coming well in advance.
# We're modern day McGuivers.
# We're good with our hands.
# Because we're not scooter nerds.
# Because our asses vibrate constantly.
# Because we have nice racks.
# Because we can get high off of our own smell.
# Because we know how to enjoy the view.
# Because our vehicles are "cute."
# Because mopeds are cheap ... just don't ask how much we spend.
# Because we can fix things. Or just part them out if that doesn't work.
# Our premix brings all the boys to the yard.
# We will port your cylinder. And your exhaust, if you're into that kind of thing.
# If you need a piston stop we can show you the rope trick
#We are proud of our leaky qualities, and bestow them unto you unconditionally.
''This list was adapted from [http://www.mopedarmy.com/forums/discuss/read.php?f=1&i=635414&t=635414&v=f this discussion] on the forums.''
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