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Straight out of Youngstown, Ohio (the 11th most dangerous city in the USA), Black Pipes are the self-proclaimed "toughest moped gang between Cleveland and Pittsburgh."  Known for being "lawless and flawless" they ride pieced together, unregistered mopeds and deliver justice to those who wrong them.  Some of their interests include vegetables, kittens, and America.  Some of their dislikes include the Ohio State Highway Patrol, flat brim hats, and SUVs. Currently, the 'pipes are swarming with 6 members. Admission is granted by the completion of a difficult challenge; however, exceptions are made by a.) being a female or b.) crashing hard. Legend says that Cobra Pipe turned water into 2-stroke just by looking at it.<br><br>
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Straight out of Youngstown, Ohio (the 11th most dangerous city in the USA), Black Pipes are the self-proclaimed "toughest moped gang between Cleveland and Pittsburgh."  Known for being "lawless and flawless" they ride pieced together, unregistered mopeds and deliver justice to those who wrong them.  Some of their interests include vegetables, kittens and America.  Some of their dislikes include the Ohio State Highway Patrol, flat brim hats and tardiness. <br>
  
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Currently, the 'pipes are swarming with 7 members:<br>
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-Derek Winkle <br>
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-Christopher Kochera<br>
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-Tom Sebulsky<br>
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-Adam Rogers<br>
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-Christian Hardy<br>
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-Matt Westhead<br>
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-Abby Patterson<br><br>
  
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Admission is open to anyone, but it only granted by the completion of a difficult challenge; one must be blindfolded and dumped deep in the woods with the following items:<br>
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1.  A maxi with a broken carburetor<br>
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2.  A quart of premix<br>
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3.  A gun with one bullet<br>
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If the prospect makes it out alive they are granted admission to the gang.  <br><br><br>
  
The Black Pipes enjoy witty humor, and go to great lengths to come up with creative slogans:<br><br>
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Legend says that shortly after founding Black Pipes, Cobra Pipe turned water into 2-stroke just by looking at it.<br><br>
  
"Black Pipes never say die!"<br>
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Contrary to popular belief, there is no definite article in "Black Pipes" (ie. Black Pipes v The Black Pipes)
"I've got a full tank of gas, 50ccs and a bad attitudeFuck Yeah!"<br>
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This bit of pretentiousness stems from the co-founders being English majors.  <br>
"Be prompt, or GET STOMPED!"<br>
 
  
 
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"Be prompt or GET STOMPED!"
Contrary to popular belief, there is no definite article in "Black Pipes" (ie. Black Pipes v.s. The Black Pipes)
 
This bit of pretentiousness stems from the co-founders being English majors. 
 
  
  
 
[[Category: Unofficial gangs and groups]]
 
[[Category: Unofficial gangs and groups]]

Revision as of 21:52, 16 January 2010

Straight out of Youngstown, Ohio (the 11th most dangerous city in the USA), Black Pipes are the self-proclaimed "toughest moped gang between Cleveland and Pittsburgh." Known for being "lawless and flawless" they ride pieced together, unregistered mopeds and deliver justice to those who wrong them. Some of their interests include vegetables, kittens and America. Some of their dislikes include the Ohio State Highway Patrol, flat brim hats and tardiness.

Currently, the 'pipes are swarming with 7 members:
-Derek Winkle
-Christopher Kochera
-Tom Sebulsky
-Adam Rogers
-Christian Hardy
-Matt Westhead
-Abby Patterson

Admission is open to anyone, but it only granted by the completion of a difficult challenge; one must be blindfolded and dumped deep in the woods with the following items:
1. A maxi with a broken carburetor
2. A quart of premix
3. A gun with one bullet
If the prospect makes it out alive they are granted admission to the gang.


Legend says that shortly after founding Black Pipes, Cobra Pipe turned water into 2-stroke just by looking at it.

Contrary to popular belief, there is no definite article in "Black Pipes" (ie. Black Pipes v The Black Pipes) This bit of pretentiousness stems from the co-founders being English majors.

"Be prompt or GET STOMPED!"