Black pipes

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Black Pipes
Official branch?nope
Rallies"where's the fridge?" TBA

Straight out of Youngstown, Ohio (the 11th most dangerous city in the USA), Black Pipes are the self-proclaimed "toughest gang between Cleveland and Pittsburgh." Known for being "lawless and flawless" they ride pieced together, unregistered mopeds and deliver justice to those who wrong them. Some of their interests include vegetables, kittens and America. Some of their dislikes include the Ohio State Highway Patrol, flat brim hats and tardiness.

Currently, the 'pipes are swarming with 5 members:
-Derek Winkle
-Christopher Kochera
-Tom Sebulsky
-Christian Hardy
-Abby Patterson

Admission is open to anyone, but it only granted by the completion of a difficult challenge; one must be blindfolded and dumped deep in the woods with the following items:
1. A maxi with a broken carburetor
2. A quart of premix
3. A gun with one bullet
If the prospect makes it out alive they are granted admission to the gang.

Legend says that shortly after founding Black Pipes, Cobra Pipe turned water into 2-stroke just by looking at it.

"Be prompt or GET STOMPED!"