PISTON SHOTS, NO WHINING
MOPEDS MAY HAVE BROUGHT US TOGETHER, BUT BLOOD AND WHISKEY HAVE BONDED US 4 LYFE
Straight out of Youngstown, Ohio (the 11th most dangerous city in the USA), Black Pipes are the self-proclaimed "toughest gang between Cleveland and Pittsburgh." Known for being "lawless and flawless" they ride pieced together, unregistered mopeds and deliver justice to those who wrong them. Some of their interests include vegetables, kittens and America. Some of their dislikes include the Ohio State Highway Patrol, flat brim hats (except tom, he has several... for reasons unknown) and (re)tardiness.
during the long cold winters, we are busy getting wasted and talking shit about you. and sometimes we build shitty jankpeds that blast blast fast fast. rally season finds us at your rally, sharing our whiskey and beer, still talking shit, and blasting till we seize.
if you think "hipsters" are "ruining mopeds" than you probly won't want to hang out with us. and vice versa.
Admission is open to anyone, but it only granted by the completion of a difficult challenge; one must be blindfolded and dumped deep in the woods of Mill Creek Park with the following items:
1. A maxi with a broken carburetor
2. A quart of premix
3. A gun with one bullet
If the prospect makes it out alive they are granted admission to the gang.
Or bring us cup cakes (if youre extra crafty, we give bonus points!) or brush your teeth with the toothbrush you just cleaned your engine cases with
Legend says that shortly after founding Black Pipes, Cobra Pipe turned water into 2-stroke just by looking at it.
"Be prompt or GET STOMPED!" what? yeah we're kinda serious. but mostly a joke
our city sucks, but have you seen our park?