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# One must meet all four above criteria to be accepted as a Blood and Bones Crash Club member.
 
# One must meet all four above criteria to be accepted as a Blood and Bones Crash Club member.
  
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Re: So who are you? what do you do? lets share.
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== Members ==
Author: homoped (---.ph.ph.cox.net)  
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* '''Glenn Babbitt''', (ex-Decepticon, ex-Peddy Cash)
harold
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**Multiple Jawbone fractures
Date Posted: 10-22-07 19:04
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**Broken cheekbone
well now my little run on paragraph seems tiny.
 
  
Im harold, My legal name is Harold Bernard Smith IV. My mom hated that name so she called me Blake. I have always been really annoying. i push every button around me just to see what it does.
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* '''Kevin Barrans''', [[Mosquito Fleet]]
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** Broken femur
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** Broken collarbone
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** Knee surgery
  
My first passion was martial arts. I started at the age of 4 and didnt quit till i was 17. I traveled all over the US competing in tournaments and eventually got 3rd place in the under 18 black belt ATA full contact sparring nationals. I went to dance class. i took tap, ballet, jazz and hip hop. I also took gymnastics and used to be able to do all kinds of crazy flips. Now i can barely do a cartwheel.
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* '''Seth Bedwell''', [[Mosquito Fleet]]
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** Broken collarbone
  
I developed a passion for herbology. grew my own garden, worked at an herb store for 2 years. I devolped a passion for buddhism, was vegetarian for 5 years until i realized i was skinny as shit.
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* '''Mike Biery''', [[BLACK BLACK]] [http://www.mopedarmy.com/branches/blkblk/ Blk Blk]
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**Collapsed Lung
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**Stab Through Back
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**Broken Boner
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*Honorable Mention: Cut 2 fingers off with a Mag LTD drive chain.
  
i was a TOTAL whore in highschool. lying, cheating, breaking hearts. Then i got mine broken and was fucked for a whole year. started smoking pot, a LOT of pot. went to college and started smoking even more. did mushrooms, did opium, did exstacy, sold this hot chick 1 gram of weed. she smoked it, passed out in the hall and fucking knarked on me. i got kicked out.
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* '''Dave Brzezicki''', [[Decepticons]]
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**Broken pelvis
  
moved to japan and spent 4 months teaching english. that was awesome. came back and went to school again. got a roomate, who started dealing meth. smoked it once to try it. started smoking a lot. i was 118 pounds at one point. i didnt see any of my friends anymore including mcbain. all my friends were online inside everquest. i ran one of the biggest guilds on the most “hardcore server” for a long time. eventually i started hacking the game, caused lots of chaos, eventually got caught and had all my accounts banned.
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* '''Sara Cabrey''', [[Landsquids]]
 
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** Broken femur
my parents realized i had a problem and i blammed it on everquest. they had no idea i was smokiing meth. moved back in with them and slept for like 3 weeks straight. only smoked meth once since then and it was a HUGE MISTAKE i will never make again.
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** Broke ankle
 
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** Compound fracture of the tibia
Went to scottsdale community college for a while. decided i needed a big change in life. signed up for the army like 3 weeks before the whole afghanistan shit happened. went to fort benning gorgia and got booted from boot camp 8 weeks into training. I got pnemonia, then bronchitis then my childhood asthma came back. the drill sgt made me do pushups all day instead of run. eventually i dislocated my left shoulder cause i was doing so many pushups. they took xrays and saw all the scar tissue from previous injuries and told me to get the fuck out.
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** 33 centimeter tear around calf
 
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** Lost 40% of calf muscle
Moved back to AZ. started looking to get laid after having been surrounded by guys for 3 months. met Katie and had some wild sex. she was planning on moving to SF for school at the end of the summer so it was awesome. no strings no pressure. eventually 2 weeks before she moved i realized i was in love with her and the AZ sucks. at a party i announced that i was gonna move to SF and Mcbain said HEY I WANT TO GO TO!
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** Bar in femur & tibia
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** Pins in hip, knee, & ankle
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** Severed 2 arteries
  
so i moved out here, found us a place and mcbain came up. eventually i crashed my car and totalled it. i bought an electric skateboard and broke that like 4 times.
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* '''Jacob Cain''', [[Casserollers]]
got a moped and you know the rest.
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**Broken Tibia & Fibula
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**Chin ripped open
  
oh yeah and please dont publish this. i dont tell many people that the “stretch marks” on my back are actually meth burns.
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*'''Cedric Canero''', (ex-[[Ghost Riders]])
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**Broken femur
  
== Members ==
 
 
* '''Megan Canney''', [[Decepticons]]
 
* '''Megan Canney''', [[Decepticons]]
 
** Lacerated knee
 
** Lacerated knee
 
* '''Beth Spicer''' , [[Decepticons]]
 
**Broken jaw
 
 
* '''Dan Webber Kastner''', [[Decepticons]]
 
**Concussion
 
**Facial Lacerations (needing plastic surgery)
 
**Hand Lacerations
 
2nd Crash
 
**2 Broken Arms
 
 
* '''Dave Brzezicki''', [[Decepticons]]
 
**Broken pelvis
 
 
* '''Justin Vaughan''', [[Hell's Satans]]
 
**Broken jaw
 
**Broken nose
 
**Broken tooth
 
**28 stitches in the face
 
 
* '''Annie Tsui''', [[Mission 23]]
 
**Broken collarbone
 
 
* '''Kevin Barrans''', [[Mosquito Fleet]]
 
** Broken femur
 
** Broken collarbone
 
** Knee surgery
 
  
 
* '''Matthew Coles''', [[Mosquito Fleet]]
 
* '''Matthew Coles''', [[Mosquito Fleet]]
 
** Concussion + stitches
 
** Concussion + stitches
  
* '''Seth Bedwell''', [[Mosquito Fleet]]
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* '''Jimmy Crank a.k.a. Flipper''' [[Cream City Cranks]]
** Broken collarbone
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** lacerated eye brow
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** broken ankle
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** road rash
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**Serious Ligament and Nerve damage
  
 
* '''Craig Doty''', [[Peddy Cash]]
 
* '''Craig Doty''', [[Peddy Cash]]
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** Three shattered teeth
 
** Three shattered teeth
 
** Fractured cheek bone
 
** Fractured cheek bone
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* '''crazyjay durbin''', (ex-[[Bourbon Bandits]])
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** open compound fracture of the left radius and ulna (plates on both bones)
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** hairline fracture on left clavicle b
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** 3rd degree muffler burns on left ankle
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*'''Simon Earley''', [[Ghost Riders]]
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**Ruptured quadriceps tendon
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**Knee reconstruction
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* '''Travis Echert''', [[Mosquito Fleet]]
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** Broken toe
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** Fractured ankle
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** Fractured tibia
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** Lacerated scrotum (no joke, balls fine now)
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** Fractured rib
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** Broken wrist
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** Fractured spine, T6-T10 vertebrae now fused
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** Broken nose
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** Facial fractures
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** Sub-dural hematoma requiring brain surgery
  
 
* '''Nathan Eversole''', [[Bourbon Bandits]]
 
* '''Nathan Eversole''', [[Bourbon Bandits]]
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** 2 fractured ribs
 
** 2 fractured ribs
  
* '''Sara Cabrey''', [[Landsquids]]
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*'''Shawn Finch''', [[Ghost Riders]]
** Broken femur
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**Broken back
** Broke ankle
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** Compound fracture of the tibia
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*'''Jay Glerum''', [[Ghost Riders]]
** 33 centimeter tear around calf
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**Head trauma, brain aneurysm
** Lost 40% of calf muscle
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** Bar in femur & tibia
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*'''Ryan Hagan''', [[BLACK BLACK]] [http://www.mopedarmy.com/branches/blkblk/ Blk Blk]
** Pins in hip, knee, & ankle
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**Broken femur 3 places
** Severed 2 arteries
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**broken wrist
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**concussion
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* '''Josh Hickman''', [[Motion Left]]
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** Dislocated Knee
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** Split Tibia
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** broken fibula
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** Severed tendons and ligaments
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** Broken rib
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** 2 broken and dislocated ankles
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** floated knee cap
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** bars and pins throughout lower leg
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** 2 reconstructive knee surgeries
  
* '''Glenn Babbitt''',[[ Unafilliated]]
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*'''Sarah Jennings''', [[Ghost Riders]]
**Multiple Jawbone fractures
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**Fractured elbow
**Broken cheekbone
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**concussion
  
 
*'''Derek Lahman''', [[Buffalo Boys]]
 
*'''Derek Lahman''', [[Buffalo Boys]]
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**Broken Foot
 
**Broken Foot
  
* '''crazyjay durbin''', [[Bourbon Bandits]]
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* '''Amazing Mae''', [[Bourbon Bandits]]
** open compound fracture of the left radius and ulna (plates on both bones)
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** Reconstruction Surgery for Ruptured Right Anterior Cruciate Ligament (ACL)
** hairline fracture on left clavicle
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** Impaction Fracture of Collateral Ligament
** 3rd degree muffler burns on left ankle
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** Torn Ligaments
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* '''Brendan McGinnis''', [[Decepticons]]
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**Dislocated hip requiring surgery
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**Broken leg requiring surgery and titanium plate
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**Lacerations
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**Pneumothorax
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* '''Daniel Miller''' , [[Mosquito Fleet]]
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** Broken scapula
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** Fractured ankle
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** Torn rotator Cuff
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** Broken Finger
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* '''Jarrett Petty''', [[The Action City Rockers]]
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** Concussion
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** Spiral fracture of the left femur
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** Chipped piece of femur into hip joint
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** Serious Ligament and Nerve damage
  
 
* '''Sylvia "Intern" Pines''', [[Creatures of the Loin]]
 
* '''Sylvia "Intern" Pines''', [[Creatures of the Loin]]
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** Sprained Wrist
 
** Sprained Wrist
  
* '''Mike "Beezy"  Biery''',[[ Unafilliated - The Cold Trailers]]
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*'''Jona R''', [[BLACK BLACK]] (ex-[[Ghost Riders]])
**Collapsed lung
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**Broken leg
**Ambulance to Helicopter ride
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**Head trauma
**Weezing Lung Puncture Wound With Stitches On Back
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**Blood Clot Removal Surgery
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*'''Jeremy Sherrard''', [[Ghost Riders]] (ex-[[Bourbon Bandits]])
**Killer Road Rash
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**Broken ankle
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**Torn knee ligaments
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**Head trauma
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**Broken boner
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* '''Beth Spicer''' , [[Decepticons]]
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**Broken
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* '''Annie Tsui''', [[Mission 23]]
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**Broken collarbone
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* '''Justin Vaughan''', [[Hell's Satans]]
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**Broken jaw
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**Broken nose
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**Broken tooth
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**28 stitches in the face
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* '''Ben Vronko''', [[Decepticons]]
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**Fibula fracture requiring titanium plate
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**Dislocated shoulder
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**Forehead laceration
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* '''Dan Webber Kastner''', [[Decepticons]]
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**Concussion
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**Facial Lacerations (needing plastic surgery)
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**Hand Lacerations
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*2nd Crash
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**2 Broken Arms
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* '''Ken Thomas''', [[Landsquids]]
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**Concussion
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**Fractured Tibia
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**Damaged Pride
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* '''Chris Schmid''', [[Casserollers]]
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**Swallowed front teeth/exposed root canals
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**Concussion, facial lacerations
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**Ankle, wrist & arm skinning/nerve damage
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*Charles Morgan [[Motor City Riot]]
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**Traumatic Brain Injury
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**torn eye socket
  
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*Samy Abuswai [[puddle cutters]]
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**Broken elbow
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**Broken boner
  
 
[[Category: Traditions and Sayings]]
 
[[Category: Traditions and Sayings]]

Latest revision as of 14:18, 13 August 2017

Blood and Bones Crash Club logo

Blood and Bones Crash Club was established in 2004 by Mosquito Fleet member, Kevin Barrans and Decepticon member, Dan Webber Kastner as an exclusive club for the less fortunate Moped Army members who are seriously injured during a moped wreck.

Criteria

The following rules apply for membership:

  1. Broken bone(s) and/or major surgery (other types of major injuries may be reviewed on a case by case basis).
  2. Must be taken to the hospital via ambulance (an exception is made for one who refuses ambulance service, but is taken to the hospital by a friend due to inability to drive/ride own vehicle).
  3. Accident must occur while riding moped.
  4. One must not deliberately attempt to join Blood and Bones Crash Club.
  5. One must meet all four above criteria to be accepted as a Blood and Bones Crash Club member.


Members

  • Glenn Babbitt, (ex-Decepticon, ex-Peddy Cash)
    • Multiple Jawbone fractures
    • Broken cheekbone
  • Kevin Barrans, Mosquito Fleet
    • Broken femur
    • Broken collarbone
    • Knee surgery
  • Mike Biery, BLACK BLACK Blk Blk
    • Collapsed Lung
    • Stab Through Back
    • Broken Boner
  • Honorable Mention: Cut 2 fingers off with a Mag LTD drive chain.
  • Sara Cabrey, Landsquids
    • Broken femur
    • Broke ankle
    • Compound fracture of the tibia
    • 33 centimeter tear around calf
    • Lost 40% of calf muscle
    • Bar in femur & tibia
    • Pins in hip, knee, & ankle
    • Severed 2 arteries
  • Jacob Cain, Casserollers
    • Broken Tibia & Fibula
    • Chin ripped open
  • Jimmy Crank a.k.a. Flipper Cream City Cranks
    • lacerated eye brow
    • broken ankle
    • road rash
    • Serious Ligament and Nerve damage
  • Craig Doty, Peddy Cash
    • Compund fracture of left tibia
    • Broken Ankle
    • Three shattered teeth
    • Fractured cheek bone
  • crazyjay durbin, (ex-Bourbon Bandits)
    • open compound fracture of the left radius and ulna (plates on both bones)
    • hairline fracture on left clavicle b
    • 3rd degree muffler burns on left ankle
  • Simon Earley, Ghost Riders
    • Ruptured quadriceps tendon
    • Knee reconstruction
  • Travis Echert, Mosquito Fleet
    • Broken toe
    • Fractured ankle
    • Fractured tibia
    • Lacerated scrotum (no joke, balls fine now)
    • Fractured rib
    • Broken wrist
    • Fractured spine, T6-T10 vertebrae now fused
    • Broken nose
    • Facial fractures
    • Sub-dural hematoma requiring brain surgery
  • Josh Hickman, Motion Left
    • Dislocated Knee
    • Split Tibia
    • broken fibula
    • Severed tendons and ligaments
    • Broken rib
    • 2 broken and dislocated ankles
    • floated knee cap
    • bars and pins throughout lower leg
    • 2 reconstructive knee surgeries
  • Derek Lahman, Buffalo Boys
    • Broken Clavicle (left)
    • Dislocated Shoulder (right)
    • Broken Foot
  • Amazing Mae, Bourbon Bandits
    • Reconstruction Surgery for Ruptured Right Anterior Cruciate Ligament (ACL)
    • Impaction Fracture of Collateral Ligament
    • Torn Ligaments
  • Brendan McGinnis, Decepticons
    • Dislocated hip requiring surgery
    • Broken leg requiring surgery and titanium plate
    • Lacerations
    • Pneumothorax
  • Daniel Miller , Mosquito Fleet
    • Broken scapula
    • Fractured ankle
    • Torn rotator Cuff
    • Broken Finger
  • Jarrett Petty, The Action City Rockers
    • Concussion
    • Spiral fracture of the left femur
    • Chipped piece of femur into hip joint
    • Serious Ligament and Nerve damage
  • Sylvia "Intern" Pines, Creatures of the Loin
    • Broken Knee Cap
    • Broken Jaw in three places
    • Three shattered teeth
    • Sprained Wrist
  • Justin Vaughan, Hell's Satans
    • Broken jaw
    • Broken nose
    • Broken tooth
    • 28 stitches in the face
  • Ben Vronko, Decepticons
    • Fibula fracture requiring titanium plate
    • Dislocated shoulder
    • Forehead laceration
  • Dan Webber Kastner, Decepticons
    • Concussion
    • Facial Lacerations (needing plastic surgery)
    • Hand Lacerations
  • 2nd Crash
    • 2 Broken Arms
  • Ken Thomas, Landsquids
    • Concussion
    • Fractured Tibia
    • Damaged Pride
  • Chris Schmid, Casserollers
    • Swallowed front teeth/exposed root canals
    • Concussion, facial lacerations
    • Ankle, wrist & arm skinning/nerve damage