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To note: Chance Lampeau drives a small asian subcompact. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHDYZzkfA0w]
 
To note: Chance Lampeau drives a small asian subcompact. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHDYZzkfA0w]
  
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Latest revision as of 20:42, 29 May 2018

Chance Yancey Lampeau, half-brother of the long dead Lance Campeau, is a malicious, albeit charmingly handsome, analogue to the late, great musician, videographer, poutine-aficionado and mopedista.

Lampeau seized power of stockbroking firm United Canada Finance and Pancakes in 2008, leaving a blood-stained trail of tears, excreta, and menses over the greater Montreal metro area. He lives with his third wife and his 4 fucking awful fat little kids in a big house overlooking Montreal's worst ghetto.

The Royal Canadian Mounted Police have attempted to question Lampeau in a number of disappearances but their horsies wouldn't walk in the snow.

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To note: Chance Lampeau drives a small asian subcompact. [1]