|Active within Moped Army||1997-present|
|Branch captain||Dave BrzezickiNick Jobbitt|
See also: Moped Army
Image from 2003
The Decepticons were the first branch of the Moped Army, and the subsequent greater organization of the Moped Army developed from the Kalamazoo branch.
Decepticon membership ebbs and flows, but has had more members founding and joining other branches than any other Moped Army branch. There have been over 130 members through the Decepticons in its 15 year history. There are former members of the Decepticons now members of Peddy Cash, Mosquito Fleet, Creatures of the Loin, The Guns, Bourbon Bandits, Khz, Puddle Cutters, and the Ghost Riders.
Main article: Moped BBQ
The Decepticons used to host the Moped BBQ rally, which were some of the the largest moped rally in North America. Hundreds of Moped Army members would descend on Kalamazoo to celebrate all that is moped. Races, parties, and long rides have regularly been on the agenda.
Kalamazoo moped shops
- -Kalamazoo is home to the Quarterkick Moped Shop, located in Kalamazoo's southeast side and operated by Chad Burke . Quarterkick sells, services, and modifies mopeds and also stocks and sells performance parts. Address is 2031 Palmer Ave, Kalamazoo, MI 49001. Chad is available most days by appointment and also list shop hours on his craigslist ad. With over 25 years of riding and service experience, this is one of the most comprehensive and knowledgeable shops to have a moped repaired or serviced. - - -Quarterkick is also the meeting spot for the Kalamazoo Moped Riders weekly Sunday rides that leave at 5pm, weather permitting. For information on both weekly rides and impromptu rides, please visit the "Kalamazoo Moped Riders" Facebook page and feel free to join the group
Some say the Dcons were established in 1967 as the Military arm of the Principality of Sealand.
The Kalamazoo Building was built by an army of Charles Mercadal clones.
Dave Brzezicki's house is actually a TARDIS turned inside out.
There are two special hairs in Nick Jobbitt's beard. One cures cancer, the other causes it, and they look identical.
It is a little known fact that [http:/Kalamazoo/www.mopedarmy.com/branches/decepticons/rosss/ Ross Snyder] is the true inventor of the Everlasting Gobstopper.
Matt Schmitz once owned a scooter for 5 minutes. It caught fire.
Chancellor Lee's most prized possession is his collection of RAZR foot scooters.