|Active within Moped Army||1997-present|
|Branch captain||Dave BrzezickiNick Jobbitt|
The Dcons meet every Wednesday -- except the first Wednesday of the month -- at The Metro / 411 Club, 7:00pm.
Impromptu rides and event alerts are currently being sent by GroupMe, if interested in joining by text or app for your phone, contact Dave or Nick.
For up-to-date information on current projects, ride photos, hang out tomfoolery and the like, check out the Dcons blog http://www.checkforspark.com
See also: Moped Army
The Decepticons were the first branch of the Moped Army, and the subsequent greater organization of the Moped Army developed from the Kalamazoo branch.
Decepticon membership ebbs and flows, but has had more members founding and joining other branches than any other Moped Army branch. There have been over 130 members through the Decepticons in its 15 year history.
As of 2013 the D'cons have established a complete, formal charter.
Current captains are Dave Brzezicki and Nick Jobbitt. Required meetings for active members are held the first Wednesday of each month.
Main article: Moped BBQ
The Decepticons used to host the Moped BBQ rally, which, for many years, were some of the the largest moped rally in North America.
Hundreds of Moped Army members have descended upon on Kalamazoo to celebrate all that is moped. Races, parties, and long rides have regularly been on the agenda.
D'cons Top 10 Kalamazoo Eats
In no particular order.
- Bangkok Flavor $$$
- Bilbo's $$
- Cosmo's / O'Duffy's $$
- El Gallo Blanco $
- Food Dance $$$
- Ray-Ray's Taste of Chicago $
- Martini's $$
- Olde Peninsula $$
- Spice and Rice $
- Studio Grill $
Moped Shops and Other Random Stuff
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If you want more info about Kalamazoo Moped Riders <--- Follow this link.
Some say the D'cons were established in 1967 as the Military arm of the Principality of Sealand.
The Kalamazoo Building was built by an army of Charles Mercadal clones. We are still not sure if we have the real Charles or not.
Dave Brzezicki's house is actually a TARDIS turned inside out.
There are two special hairs in Nick Jobbitt's beard. One cures cancer, the other causes it, and they look identical.
It is a little known fact that Ross Snyder is the true inventor of the Everlasting Gobstopper.
Matt Schmitz wants to ride mopeds. That's all.
Chancellor Lee's most prized possession is his collection of RAZR foot scooters.
It is reported that Ryan Kinney pees mint julep, but no one has been willing to confirm or deny this fact.