Landsquids

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The Landsquids are an official branch of the Moped Army from Sacramento, California. They were admitted on October 26th of 2006 with 25 members.

With the help of the Moped Army's website they found one another and banded together in 2005. Weekly group rides with 10-15 riders storming through downtown rush hour and long leeve road missions are the norm. The Landsquids are skilled moped hunters and snatch up any and all mopeds within a 50-mile radius of their turf. Landsquids have put upwards of 30 dead mopeds back on the streets of Sacramento.

Sacramento is a Midwestern city lost on the Pacific Rim. It is characterized by billiard table topography, an old central city area on a grid with houses dating from the late 19th Century, a few inner ring suburbs that maintain their affluent status, and a couple of rivers and railroads, all surrounded by endless miles of shapeless postwar automobile suburb and farmland. Because a people is shaped by its geography, the Landsquids are essentially a Midwestern gang. Examples of Midwestern behavior include drinking by rivers, drinking on farms, drinking while dancing to Journey and the Outfield, and not riding mopeds between the months of November and May.