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Each branch, further, keeps a list of retired and deceased members.
Each branch, further, keeps a list of retired and deceased members.
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Re: So who are you? what do you do? lets share.
Author: homoped (---.ph.ph.cox.net)
Date Posted: 10-22-07 19:04
well now my little run on paragraph seems tiny.
Im harold, My legal name is Harold Bernard Smith IV. My mom hated that name so she called me Blake. I have always been really annoying. i push every button around me just to see what it does.
My first passion was martial arts. I started at the age of 4 and didnt quit till i was 17. I traveled all over the US competing in tournaments and eventually got 3rd place in the under 18 black belt ATA full contact sparring nationals. I went to dance class. i took tap, ballet, jazz and hip hop. I also took gymnastics and used to be able to do all kinds of crazy flips. Now i can barely do a cartwheel.
I developed a passion for herbology. grew my own garden, worked at an herb store for 2 years. I devolped a passion for buddhism, was vegetarian for 5 years until i realized i was skinny as shit.
i was a TOTAL whore in highschool. lying, cheating, breaking hearts. Then i got mine broken and was fucked for a whole year. started smoking pot, a LOT of pot. went to college and started smoking even more. did mushrooms, did opium, did exstacy, sold this hot chick 1 gram of weed. she smoked it, passed out in the hall and fucking knarked on me. i got kicked out.
moved to japan and spent 4 months teaching english. that was awesome. came back and went to school again. got a roomate, who started dealing meth. smoked it once to try it. started smoking a lot. i was 118 pounds at one point. i didnt see any of my friends anymore including mcbain. all my friends were online inside everquest. i ran one of the biggest guilds on the most “hardcore server” for a long time. eventually i started hacking the game, caused lots of chaos, eventually got caught and had all my accounts banned.
my parents realized i had a problem and i blammed it on everquest. they had no idea i was smokiing meth. moved back in with them and slept for like 3 weeks straight. only smoked meth once since then and it was a HUGE MISTAKE i will never make again.
Went to scottsdale community college for a while. decided i needed a big change in life. signed up for the army like 3 weeks before the whole afghanistan shit happened. went to fort benning gorgia and got booted from boot camp 8 weeks into training. I got pnemonia, then bronchitis then my childhood asthma came back. the drill sgt made me do pushups all day instead of run. eventually i dislocated my left shoulder cause i was doing so many pushups. they took xrays and saw all the scar tissue from previous injuries and told me to get the fuck out.
Moved back to AZ. started looking to get laid after having been surrounded by guys for 3 months. met Katie and had some wild sex. she was planning on moving to SF for school at the end of the summer so it was awesome. no strings no pressure. eventually 2 weeks before she moved i realized i was in love with her and the AZ sucks. at a party i announced that i was gonna move to SF and Mcbain said HEY I WANT TO GO TO!
so i moved out here, found us a place and mcbain came up. eventually i crashed my car and totalled it. i bought an electric skateboard and broke that like 4 times.
got a moped and you know the rest.
oh yeah and please dont publish this. i dont tell many people that the “stretch marks” on my back are actually meth burns.
== Current Branches ==
== Current Branches ==

Revision as of 02:12, 22 September 2009

The term Moped Army also refers to a graphic novel of the same name authored by Paul Sizer.

The Moped Army is a group of avid moped riders, originally formed as the Decepticons in 1997. Eventually, as other moped riders showed an interest in creating their own branches associated with the Decepticons, the Moped Army was formed, with the Decepticons summarily becoming a branch of the Moped Army.

The organization is comprised of self-governing branches which implement their own criteria regarding membership and organize their own activities.

The Moped Army recognizes three classes of members:

  • Members, who are active within their branch
  • Scouts, who have left the geographic boundaries of their branch, and
  • Honorary, who have helped the development of a branch without necessarily having become a member.

Each branch, further, keeps a list of retired and deceased members.

Current Branches

Previous Branches

Older Affiliations

Before it was known as Moped Army the Decepticons expanded under the name Decepticon Army. Members were affiliated using code names based on the first letter of their city and area code. These affiliations were not as autonomous or structured as today's branches.

  • K6-16 (Kalamazoo, Michigan)
  • C6-17 (Cambridge, Massachusetts)
  • L9-09 (LaVerne, California)
  • S2-06 (Seattle, Washington)
  • S2-07 (Springvale, Maine)

Unaffiliated Gangs and Groups

These groups consist of riders who are not Moped Army riders. Some of them are more official and are attempting to become official Branches, while others are groups of friends who just ride.

  • Action City Rockers (ACR 512) (Austin, Texas) [1]
  • Breakfast Mafia (Kansas City, Missouri) BM website
  • Bropeds (Bloomington, Indiana) [2]
  • Buzz Killers (Jacksonville, Forida) [3]
  • Buzzbombs (Des Moines, Iowa)
  • Cage Rattlers (State College, Pennsylvania)
  • Children (San Francisco, California)
  • Cold Trailers (Lawrence, Kansas)
  • Committee of Public Safety (Eugene, Oregon) [4]
  • Cream City Cranks (Milwaukee, Wisconsin)
  • Cuperteens (Cupertino, California)
  • Dirty South Hobo Chik-fila (tentative) (Atlanta, Georgia)
  • Dustmites (Mesa, AZ) Dustmites website
  • HalfWits (Los Angeles)
  • It Ran Earlier (I.R.E.) (St. Louis, Missouri) I.R.E. website
  • Los dorados (Reno, Nevada)
  • Merry Cranksters (Mystic, Connecticut)
  • Moon Ridders (SG Valley, California)
  • Mopheads (San Jose, California)
  • Mopedhead (San Jose, California)
  • Mud Bugs (Louisiana)
  • Mustache Riders (Midwest)
  • Ohpeds (Cleveland/Akron/Canton, Ohio) Ohpeds website
  • Rainbow Riders (Providence, Rhode Island)
  • Richard Gears (Portsmouth, New Hampshire)
  • Sharks (Orlando, Florida)
  • Sign of Noshori (Salem, Massachusetts)
  • Snobs (Ferndale, Michigan)
  • South Jersey (Cape May, New Jersey)
  • SpokesMen (Denver, Colorado)
  • Sunset Riders (San Fransisco, California)Sunset Riders Myspace
  • The Chain Gang (Nashville, Tennessee)
  • The Descendants
  • The EastTex Armadillo’s (Texas)
  • The Road Gnomes (Rocklin, California)
  • The Speculaters (Minneapolis, Minnesota)
  • The Stampede (Westport, Massachusetts) [5]
  • The Summerai (Green Bay, Wisconsin)
  • Unholy Smokers (Madison, Wisconsin)
  • The Usual Suspects (Inverness, Florida)
  • Treats (San Francisco, California)
  • Two Stroke Terribles (Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)
  • Uphill Battle(Portland Oregon)
  • West Side Devils (Athens, Ohio) [6]
  • Woolly Bullies (Los Angeles California)

Related Links

Wikipedia's Article on Moped Army