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== Examples of Moped Rallies ==
== Examples of Moped Rallies ==
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Re: So who are you? what do you do? lets share.
Author: homoped (---.ph.ph.cox.net)
Date Posted: 10-22-07 19:04
well now my little run on paragraph seems tiny.
Im harold, My legal name is Harold Bernard Smith IV. My mom hated that name so she called me Blake. I have always been really annoying. i push every button around me just to see what it does.
My first passion was martial arts. I started at the age of 4 and didnt quit till i was 17. I traveled all over the US competing in tournaments and eventually got 3rd place in the under 18 black belt ATA full contact sparring nationals. I went to dance class. i took tap, ballet, jazz and hip hop. I also took gymnastics and used to be able to do all kinds of crazy flips. Now i can barely do a cartwheel.
I developed a passion for herbology. grew my own garden, worked at an herb store for 2 years. I devolped a passion for buddhism, was vegetarian for 5 years until i realized i was skinny as shit.
i was a TOTAL whore in highschool. lying, cheating, breaking hearts. Then i got mine broken and was fucked for a whole year. started smoking pot, a LOT of pot. went to college and started smoking even more. did mushrooms, did opium, did exstacy, sold this hot chick 1 gram of weed. she smoked it, passed out in the hall and fucking knarked on me. i got kicked out.
moved to japan and spent 4 months teaching english. that was awesome. came back and went to school again. got a roomate, who started dealing meth. smoked it once to try it. started smoking a lot. i was 118 pounds at one point. i didnt see any of my friends anymore including mcbain. all my friends were online inside everquest. i ran one of the biggest guilds on the most “hardcore server” for a long time. eventually i started hacking the game, caused lots of chaos, eventually got caught and had all my accounts banned.
my parents realized i had a problem and i blammed it on everquest. they had no idea i was smokiing meth. moved back in with them and slept for like 3 weeks straight. only smoked meth once since then and it was a HUGE MISTAKE i will never make again.
Went to scottsdale community college for a while. decided i needed a big change in life. signed up for the army like 3 weeks before the whole afghanistan shit happened. went to fort benning gorgia and got booted from boot camp 8 weeks into training. I got pnemonia, then bronchitis then my childhood asthma came back. the drill sgt made me do pushups all day instead of run. eventually i dislocated my left shoulder cause i was doing so many pushups. they took xrays and saw all the scar tissue from previous injuries and told me to get the fuck out.
Moved back to AZ. started looking to get laid after having been surrounded by guys for 3 months. met Katie and had some wild sex. she was planning on moving to SF for school at the end of the summer so it was awesome. no strings no pressure. eventually 2 weeks before she moved i realized i was in love with her and the AZ sucks. at a party i announced that i was gonna move to SF and Mcbain said HEY I WANT TO GO TO!
so i moved out here, found us a place and mcbain came up. eventually i crashed my car and totalled it. i bought an electric skateboard and broke that like 4 times.
got a moped and you know the rest.
oh yeah and please dont publish this. i dont tell many people that the “stretch marks” on my back are actually meth burns.

Revision as of 02:11, 22 September 2009

A moped rally is a large event, generally sponsored by a branch. Branches who sponsor rallies often do so annually.

Events at specific rallies vary greatly. Common events and activities include organized rides around a branch's city, moped races, barbecues, parties, and bar invasions. Moped Army branches often have merchandise such as T-shirts and stickers available for sale.

Examples of Moped Rallies

  • Red October 3- Hosted by The Guns of Ann Arbor, Michigan, on September 29- October 1, 2006.
  • Trick or Treat 2006 - Hosted by the Creatures of the Loin of San Francisco, California, on September 22-25, 2006.
  • Ghost Ride - Hosted by the Ghost Riders of Grand Rapids, Michigan, on August 12-13, 2006.
  • Blood Drive IV - Hosted by the Mosquito Fleet of Seattle, Washington, on August 3-7, 2006.
  • Bomb Prom 2006: Enchantment Under the Sea - Hosted by the Bombardment Society of Cincinnati, Ohio, on June 23-25, 2006.
  • Bling BQ 3 - Hosted by Peddy Cash of Chicago, Illinois on July 14-16, 2006
  • Moped BBQ 12 - Hosted by the Decepticons of Kalamazoo, Michigan, on May 29, 2006.
  • Mopeds Gone Wild II - Hosted by the Hell's Satans of Richmond, Virginia, on March 31-April 2, 2006.