Old Farts Moped Club (OFMC)

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Born on April 29, 2013, the founder and captain of the Old Farts Moped Club (OFMC) is Don "OG Old Fart" Sumpter. "The Farts" are the first ever international moped gang. Their main branch headquarters is located in Felony Flats, Nevada, USA. At the time of this writing, there are officially three members of the gang. The Farts' numbers are expected to quickly surpass those of their rival gang, The Groms, which Captain Don was once a member of. Under the command of their charismatic leader, The Farts' membership is estimated to grow exponentially, surpassing that of Moped Army, and making The Farts the most dominant and influential moped gang in the world.

In order to become a member of the Farts, one simply has to insert "(OFMC)" after the user name on his or her MA profile. Once the new member makes a post on MA, membership becomes official.

At this point, The Farts are an internet-only gang. However, once they grow, they are anticipating rides, rallies, and gang wars. A very intoxicated Captain Don was quoted saying, "First, we get rid of the Groms, then we will destroy each and every Moped Army branch one by one, until The Farts dominate this f@#king scene--NUFF SAID!!"

¡Vivan los Farts!