Puddle Cutter = Portland,OR moped gang.
1. Drunk 2. Wet 3. Broken 4. Bleeding
Also known as Cuddle Bunnies, Cuddle Putters, Cuddle Fuckers, Pedal Cutters, Pedal Fuckers, Cuddle Mothers, Bunny Stabbers, Bunny Fluffers, Bunny Fuckers, Bunny Cutters, Nutter Butters, Butter Cutters, Butter Humpers, Butter Smugglers. Butter Cuddlers, Befuddled Gutters, Those Retards in Portland, Fucking Psychos from Portland Who Cut Themselves, Douchebags, Assholes, Awesome Getters, and Maximum Rad.
If spotted one should aproach with caution extending a beer as a peace offering. Do not attempt to speak to a Puddle Cutter unless all sentences includes the word “moped” at least four times. (Example: So you want your sweet new moped knuckle tats to say mopedfag...moped moped!)