User:Saabsonettguy

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Saabsonettguy works on mopeds alot, because infact he has no personal life and his mopeds are always broken. He can also be found at #mopedarmy@freenode.net on IRC.

Saabsonettguy's riding tips.

At the rise of the hand by Policeman, stop rapidly. Do not pass him by or otherwise disrespect him.

Beware of the wandering horse that he shall not take fright as you pass him. Do not explode the exhaust box at him. Go soothingly by.

Give big space to the festive dog that makes sport in roadway. Avoid entanglement of dog with wheel spokes.

Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon! Press the brake foot as you roll around the corners, and save the collapse and tie up.

-Live to ride, Ride to work