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|name=Woolly Bullies
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|name=Woolly Bullies!!<br/> Instagram @woollybullies<br/>
|members=15
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|members=20
|honorary=3
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|honorary=8
 
|founded=2007
 
|founded=2007
|city=Los Angeles, Portland, DC, Boston... Four corners baby.
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|official= The Most<br/>
|official=no
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City=Los Angeles, Portland, Boston, Denver<br/><br/>
|rallies=Night of the Living Ped mini rally 2008
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Rallies<br/><br/>Night of the Living Ped mini rally 2008<br />Night of the Living Ped mini rally 2009<br />LA Ride, Its a Rally: Can't we all just ped along? 2010 <br/> Blah Blah Blah! 2013<br/> Night of the Living Ped Mini Rally 2014 <br/> Night of the Living Ped mini rally 2015<br/>
          Night of the Living Ped mini rally 2009
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10th Anniversary Rally 2017<br/>
          LA Ride Its Rally: Can't we all just ped along? 2010  
 
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Spawned by the leviathan, The Woolly Bullies mash streets of L.A. without rival. Chris H Bully is famous for Splitting lanes viciously with no brakes, a Ghetto Blaster, and sparking boots. Max Bully was once a pirate, but now prefers the titles of The Moped Daytrader, or Treasurer ad Infinitum. Regardless, he will smoke you downhill when there isn't a bee in his eye. Jose is the one that looks like a tweaker, doesn't give a fuck, and will stab you, but probably won't make the ride. Leslie Bully will make sure you are fabulous. She is the ambassador to the LA Tigers (RIP.) Drew Bully will make you the classiest dinner ever dinner. Mike Bully will be super nice to you and tell you to sleep on his floor; and then drink you under the table. Daniel (RIP) is in the process of fixing every moped you have ever laid eyes on. Dirty Danny will help you fix your ped if you stop buy his shop with some beer or vodka,  Crystal represent Bullies in their Imperial ambitions, and has begun to spread Bullitude into the Portland area. Hillary, sister to Crystal, is the littlest bully... The Littlest Bully That Could. Robert Bully lives on the east coast now, when hes not busy blasting Khz (RIP) hes out giving the bullies a bad rep. Jason and Billy help the club span coast to Coast (Venice and D.C. respectively.) Chris Noyola newest bully will share the snacks his mom packed and get naked on the dance floor.
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The Woolly Bullies smash streets of L.A. without rival.<br />
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Reigning make-out champs and hardcore booty blasters since 2007<br/>
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We got couches, loaners and booze for days.....get at us.<br /><br /> 
  
Bullies hold open arms to the West Coast, and degenerates gather from far and wide to participate in shenanigans.  
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un·couth/ˌənˈko͞oTH/Adjective<br /><br />
NOW WITH MORE Robert's rattail and less Robert!
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1. (of a person or their appearance or behavior) Lacking good manners, refinement, or grace: "he is unwashed, uncouth, and drunk most of the time".<br />
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2. (esp. of art or language) Lacking sophistication or delicacy<br /><br />
  
un·couth/ˌənˈko͞oTH/Adjective
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Roster:
1. (of a person or their appearance or behavior) Lacking good manners, refinement, or grace: "he is unwashed, uncouth, and drunk most of the time".
 
2. (esp. of art or language) Lacking sophistication or delicacy
 
  
Roster:
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'Fat' Chris <br />
Chris Hernandez,
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Mike Man  <br />
'Dirty' Danny Walker,
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'Dirty' Danny<br />
Jose 'Pookie',
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Max 'Mojo' <br />
Mike Jacobs,
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Dr. Ew<br />
Charlie Mittens,
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Leslie 'Mittens' <br />
Max 'Mojo' Shapiro,
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Pookie <br />
Daniel Nguyen (RIP),
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Scotty The Body<br />
Crystal Andrew,
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Daniel Nguyen (RIP)<br />
Hilary Andrew,
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Larry<br />
Jason Galvan,
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Bully <br />
Drew Vuong,
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Jay<br />
Billy Lucas,
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Billy 'Loose Ass' <br />
Robert 'Bully' Preciado,
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Turtle <br />
Scott Caputo,
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Caleb <br />
Chris Noyola
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Jah<br />
Caleb Anderson
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Standoffish Matt<br />
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Devo<br/>
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Hecky-Baby Angel-Hair<br />
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Dylan<br/>
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Ivan<br/>
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Nicole<br/>
  
Honoraries:
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Honoraries:<br />
Michael Foti,
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DICKY FUCKING FINK!<br/>
Ben Miller,
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Michael Foti<br />
Nicholas 'Squidy' Avey
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Ben Miller<br />
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Jake Dangle<br/>
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P'Tok<br/>
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Nicholas 'Squinny' Avey<br/>
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Professor Rob <br/>
  
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"If youre fast we'll catch you, if you're slow bullies we'll wait for you, if you break down we will help you, if you too wasted you got a place to crash, if youre hurt we got bandaids and a beer. Fuck your shit . Woolly Bullies all day." - Daniel Nguyen<br/>
  
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The Following image is trash but it's all we have.<br/>
 
[[Image:Bully1.jpg]]
 
[[Image:Bully1.jpg]]
 
[[Category: Unofficial gangs and groups]]
 
[[Category: Unofficial gangs and groups]]

Revision as of 16:28, 3 December 2018

Moped Family |name=Woolly Bullies!!
Instagram @woollybullies
|members=20 |honorary=8 |founded=2007 |official= The Most
City=Los Angeles, Portland, Boston, Denver

Rallies

Night of the Living Ped mini rally 2008
Night of the Living Ped mini rally 2009
LA Ride, Its a Rally: Can't we all just ped along? 2010
Blah Blah Blah! 2013
Night of the Living Ped Mini Rally 2014
Night of the Living Ped mini rally 2015
10th Anniversary Rally 2017


The Woolly Bullies smash streets of L.A. without rival.
Reigning make-out champs and hardcore booty blasters since 2007
We got couches, loaners and booze for days.....get at us.

un·couth/ˌənˈko͞oTH/Adjective

1. (of a person or their appearance or behavior) Lacking good manners, refinement, or grace: "he is unwashed, uncouth, and drunk most of the time".
2. (esp. of art or language) Lacking sophistication or delicacy

Roster:

'Fat' Chris
Mike Man
'Dirty' Danny
Max 'Mojo'
Dr. Ew
Leslie 'Mittens'
Pookie
Scotty The Body
Daniel Nguyen (RIP)
Larry
Bully
Jay
Billy 'Loose Ass'
Turtle
Caleb
Jah
Standoffish Matt
Devo
Hecky-Baby Angel-Hair
Dylan
Ivan
Nicole

Honoraries:
DICKY FUCKING FINK!
Michael Foti
Ben Miller
Jake Dangle
P'Tok
Nicholas 'Squinny' Avey
Professor Rob

"If youre fast we'll catch you, if you're slow bullies we'll wait for you, if you break down we will help you, if you too wasted you got a place to crash, if youre hurt we got bandaids and a beer. Fuck your shit . Woolly Bullies all day." - Daniel Nguyen

The Following image is trash but it's all we have.
Bully1.jpg