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Revision as of 03:59, 7 July 2010

Woolly Bullies
Los Angeles, Portland
Founded2007
Official branch?no
Members11
Honorary1
RalliesNight of the Living Ped mini rally 2008 Night of the Living Ped mini rally 2009


Spawned by the leviathan, The Woolly Bullies mash streets of L.A. without rival. Chris Bully is famous for Splitting lanes viciously with no brakes, a Ghetto Blaster, and sparking boots. Max Bully was once a pirate, but now prefers the titles of The Moped Daytrader, or Treasurer ad Infinitum. Regardless, he will smoke you downhill when there isn't a bee in his eye. Jose doesn't give a fuck and will stab you, but probably won't make the ride. Leslie Bully will make sure you are fabulous. She is the ambassador to the (former) LA Tigers. Drew Bully will have problems with his moped, as it releases it's pre-rally anxiety in the form of flat tires. Mike Bully will be super nice to you and tell you to sleep on his floor; and then drink you under the table. Daniel, on loan from the Longbeach Knuckleheads, is in the process of fixing every moped you have ever laid eyes on. Danny and Crystal represent Bullies in their Imperial ambitions, and have begun to spread Bullitude into the Portland area. Hillary, sister to Crystal, is the littlest bully... The Littlest Bully That Could. Robert Bully will probably make you cookies to throw at Tigers and ask you for a ride home. Bullies hold open arms to the West Coast, and degenerates gather from far and wide to participate in shenanigans. NOW WITH MORE Robert's rattail and less Robert! [[1]]