Woolly Bullies

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Woolly Bullies
Los Angeles, Portland
Official branch?no
RalliesNight of the Living Ped mini rally 2008

Spawned by the leviathan and your mother, The Woolly Bullies mash streets of L.A. with the ferocity that can only be rivaled by a rabid Dino Rider (see Image). Chris Bully is famous for Splitting lanes viciously with no brakes, a Ghetto Blaster and sparking boots. Max Bully was once a pirate, now prefers the titles of Blastmaster General, External chair, The Moped Daytrader, or Treasurer ad Infinitum. Regardless, he will smoke you downhill when there isn't a bee in his eye. Jose doesn't give a fuck and will stab you, and probably won't make the ride. Leslie Bully will make sure you are decorated with the newest Bully Fashion accessories, and that you are fucking fabulous looking. She is also the ambassador to the L.A. Tigers. Leslie also looks great in her horserace appropriate outfit. Drew Bully will have problems with his Garelli, as it realeases it's pre-rally anxiety in the form of flat tires. Mike Bully will be super nice to you and tell you to sleep on his floor; and then drink you under the table. Dan and Crystal represent Bullies in their Imperial ambitions, and have begun to spread bulliness into the Portland area. Bullies hold open arms to the West Coast, and degenerates gather from far and wide to participate in shenanegans. NOW WITH MORE TRACY!